so if I have dreams of licking your thighs
does that somehow mean I'm a typical guy?
cuz see, I was raised up with the hippies and farm kids
I'm harmless...I just wanna sniff your armpits
the fuzzball weirdo, I let my beard grow
to tickle your tummy, buns and earlobes
now, I know they teach you to hate yourself
but we can fix that, and being naked helps
I figure, bodies are boardgames and sex is play
and I got enough food to stay in bed for days
I'm talking goat cheese, fresh pesto, smoked meat
the gourmet with sore legs and soaked sheets
yes indeed I'm kinda freaky but I keep it low key
so let's finish this, go skinny dip and smoke weed
somewhere between sick thoughts and hot fantasies
there's a point where pornography has damaged me
but making excuses is basically useless
cuz I'm still chasing hatian and jamaican masseusses
a big fan of honest and wet quality sex
and if you got a problem with that...call me collect
in this big beautiful world, it takes all kinds
so I leave the small talk to those with small minds
I love the opportunity to shock communities
with constant nudity and tent-hopping promiscuity
so let the music play...let's get stupid blazed
and have giggle fits with hippie chicks who refuse to shave
plus I love to liberate repressed catholics
leave 'em with an open mind and wet mattress
ass rules everything around me
jeans with no undies my baby's on the pill, y'all
it's the normal people who got the dirtiest minds
where being gay is wrong, but murder is fine
this whole country is run by killers and rapists
but I can get arrested just for being naked
here's a little fact you almost never hear
people spend ten billion on porn....every year
bottom line, humans will never be free
until we got no jobs and sex in the streets
so when I'm blowing up and reaching half the nation
I'll do a children's album teaching masturbation
(that's not a threat, that's a promise...)
so if I'm fixated on licking your thighs
does that somehow mean that I'm a typical guy?